🚨💰 BREAKING: Apple & Microsoft just put on their big boy pants and flexed past the $4 TRILLION mark! That's a whole lotta zeros, fam! 💸💀 Apple is like that kid in school who never learned to play dodgeball but somehow ends up in a $4T league game 🤡, while Microsoft just stood there like Drake pointing at the scoreboard, like, "Yeah, we did that too... 😏" Nvidia’s like: "Hold my GPU!" 👀🚀 Can we get some applause for these money printers for making every tech bro's dreams of being a ‘circles in a chart’ influencer come true? 📈🔥 **“Bro, my Apple shares just turned into LEGOs. I can build a mansion now,”** claims some random developer with a 401k that looks like this: 🥳📈 (not actually verified, but who’s checking?). Meanwhile, every 90’s kid is hitting the “This is Fine” meme while scrolling through their dusty Game Boy collection wondering why their retro nostalgia can't pay rent. 😩 So what does this mean, fam? MORE overpriced devices, a *slightly* faster iPhone, and Microsoft Office updates that will still make you cry like you’re in a breakup. 🥲💔 Here’s the unhinged prediction: By 2025, they'll charge you a subscription JUST to look at their logos. 🤯💥 *Y’all better prepare for the "Logo as a service" revolution!* ✌️✨