🚀 *BREAKING NEWS: APPLE & SPACE-X? A LOVE STORY IN THE COSMOS!* 💔✨ So, Apple said, “Globalstar, who?” while looking at SpaceX like? 😏 Cue the cringe. The iPhone 🍏 is feeling a little *starry-eyed* after two spicy developments from SpaceX! 🌌💥 Time to trade that Globalstar contract for an intergalactic hookup with Starlink? A *leaked* dev quote says, “Bro, if we don’t switch, our comms will be like using dial-up in 2023. Cope? Seethe?” 😂💀 Honestly, watching Apple with Globalstar feels like watching a toddler trying to use a flip phone. This is fine! 🔥👶 Why are we stoked for this match made in the tech heavens? Because who wouldn’t want lightning-fast satellite speeds that make your parents' Wi-Fi look like a 56k modem? 🤖✨ 👀 But really, if Apple goes full-on SpaceX, expect your next iPhone to launch 🚀 with *intergalactic* calling! “Hey, Siri, call Mars! 📞👽” 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’ll BE on the Moon 🌕 scrolling TikTok on our iPhones via Starlink! Get ready for the most viral video of a cat floating in zero-gravity! 🐱💥 #Stonks #BigBrainMoves #TechLove 🌌✨