🚨 BREAKING: Apple Maps is turning into a digital billboard! 🍏🗺️💰 Get ready to navigate through ads like a contestant on *American Ninja Warrior* – dodge those pop-ups like your life depends on it! 🤣💀 So, Bloomberg's own Mark Gurman dropped the spicy tea ☕ that your sweet, innocent Maps app is about to become the ultimate *money printer go brrr* machine! 🤖💸 While you're trying to find that hipster taco joint, you'll be bombarded with ads for *that one sushi place your friend swears is the best* (spoiler: it's not). 🍣❌ Here's a convo I totally didn't just make up 💬: 🔧 Developer 1: "Yo, are we really adding ads to Maps?" 🔧 Developer 2: "Bruh, it's either that or let Tim Cook buy another yacht!" 🛥️💔 And sure, Apple wants to use AI to serve you “better” ads 🤖🎯, but c’mon, we all know this just means more reasons to roll our eyes at the *stupid stonks* they’re trying to cash in on! 📉📈 Mark my words: in the near future, your directions will say “In 500 feet, turn left at *Nike’s* newest Air Jordan store! 💅🔥” 💥 HOT TAKE: Apple Maps will soon be a combo of Yelp and a cringey influencer trying to sell you overpriced tea – so buckle up, fam, because this is gonna be wild! 🍵🤡🚀💀