🚴‍♂️💨 BREAKING NEWS: Apple Maps is officially ready to take your bike rides from "where the heck am I?" to "I got lost in Taiwan!" 💥🌏 That’s right, folks! Apple has decided that the world needs MORE cycling directions, and they’re throwing a massive Compatibility Party in Hong Kong and Taiwan! 🎉🍎 Meanwhile, Google Maps, sitting on its throne like that Drake meme, is like "Bruh, we've had cycling since the dawn of time, fam." 🤡💀📍 But we all know Apple loves to play catch-up while pretending they invented the wheel (no cap). And speaking of wheels, is anyone else tired of their bike getting directions that sound like they were written by a confused squirrel? 🐿️💔 Leaked dev quote: “We just thought if we keep adding cities, people will forget how inaccurate our maps are. It’s like throwing spaghetti on the wall… but with bikes!” 🍝🚲💬 So, buckle up (or, y'know, pedal up?), because this new “feature” is gonna revolutionize your life as you get lost in a whole NEW city! 🌌🔥 **Prediction Alert**: In 2024, Apple will roll out a “walking directions” feature ONLY in Manhattan and call it “a revolutionary new way to walk!” 🕺💰 #Stonks 💸💀