💰🚨BREAKING NEWS! 🚨💰 Apple just dropped a *HEAVY* discount on their Magic Keyboard, and honestly, I didn’t even know it was still a thing! 😱💀 🔥💻 FOR A LIMITED TIME: Snag this bad boy for $199 and save a whole $50 (20% off)! That’s right, now you can spend more money on a keyboard than your friend spends on rent! 😂 #AppleTax Ever wondered why you're still typing on your tablet like it's 2010? 🤔✨ Well, slap this Magic Keyboard on your iPad and BOOM! 🚀 You’ve officially gone from procrastination pro to Productivity God! 💪👑 Just think, before you know it, you’ll be typing up your manifesto on how Apple can fix its bug-ridden iOS while simultaneously seething about their new “feature” that’s just an old idea in a shiny case. 🤖💔 “I told my boss I’d be working hard at home. Little did they know, I was just vibing on my couch with my new keyboard!" – Totally Not a Developer 🤡💥 But wait! There's more! If you order now, you might just receive a secret memo about your iPad becoming sentient and charging you rent! 💡💸 Y’all ever seen a keyboard with self-awareness? Well, if anyone can pull it off, it’s Apple. In conclusion, if you see the Magic Keyboard in a dumpster fire, it’s probably making a comeback as a luxury item! 🔥🚀 Who needs *Tesla* stocks when you can invest in *Apple*'s most overpriced accessories?! 🍏💸 #HotTake: In 5 years, Apple’s keyboard will have its own Netflix series called “The Click Chronicles.” 👀📺