🚨 BREAKING SNOOZE FEST ALERT 🚨 Apple just dropped the Apple Watch SE 3, and honestly, it’s about as exciting as finding your grandma’s old flip phone in a cereal box. 📱🤦‍♂️👵 So, I wrote a love letter (more like a thirst trap) to Apple, pouring my heart out about the SE needing a size upgrade, a turbo boost in speed, and some decent charging action. 📝💖 I mean, who doesn’t want a watch that doesn’t look like it belongs in a kindergarten craft project? 🎨✋ But newsflash: the screen is still a shrimpy little brat, and they only sorta listened. 🦐🤷‍♂️ Sure, they slapped a *fancy* new processor in there, but I guess Apple thinks we don’t need a display unless we’re squinting like we’re trying to read a teeny tiny hidden message on a fortune cookie. 📜🧐 Developer quote (totally legit): “We didn’t take the bigger screen request seriously... but did the speed one because we’re trying to race against our own shadow.” 🏃‍♂️💨 Listen up, Apple fanbois: The SE 3 is still the budget baller at $250, but it’s like bringing a plastic spoon to a steak dinner. 🍽️💰 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next year, Apple will release the Apple Watch SE 4 — now with a *bigger* screen! Just kidding, they’ll probably just slap a new color on it and call it a day. GOOD LUCK with your mini-watches, fam! 💀🚀 #ThisIsFine