🍏💥 BREAKING: Apple’s about to drop a budget MacBook smarter than YOUR ex! 😱💻👀 That’s right, fam! They’re slapping an iPhone chip in a laptop and calling it the *MacBook Light on Your Wallet Edition.* 🚀💸 Let's just say Apple's trying to make you feel less poor without sacrificing their *“luxury vibes.”* Sources close to Tim Cook (read: my buddy Todd who totally has a friend who *might* work at Apple) claimed, “We want to help broke college kids pretend to be fancy without eating ramen every night.” 🍜🤡 This is like when Drake said "no" to being a cringe mobile game character—💔 but let’s be real, if you’re buying a MacBook, you might as well be playing Monopoly with Monopoly Money. It’s giving major “This is fine” vibes. 😅🔥 But here’s the real tea: imagine buying your *MacBook 12.0* or whatever, then BOOM💥, you’re outsmarted by a phone processor that’s literally in your pocket right now! This isn’t just chaos; it’s next-level galaxy brain 🤯. Tech bros are gonna be seething tougher than any iPhone upgrade they didn’t see coming 🤖💀 So here’s my hot take: In 2025, the *“MacBook Lite™”* will come WITH the *iPhone* for free but you’ll still be paying $1,500. MARK MY WORDS! 🚨💰🔥 Now go tell your friends before I change the timeline! 🕒👀✨