🍏🔮🚀 Apple is out here like "I'm not dead yet!" in the AI race, but hold up, everyone's still in shock over Tim Cook’s existential crisis as he tries to juice some magic from the Apple II to compete with the AI titans 😱💸. 🍎💔 After years of shoving Siri into a closet and throwing away the key, Apple’s finally waking up like a toddler who just discovered sugar! Reports say they've got one secret weapon: a whole buffet of user data! 🤯✨ This data goes harder than a content creator trying to go viral with a dance challenge 💃🌊. “Honestly, we were just putting AI on the back burner next to the HomePod like, ‘ew, no cap, use GOOgle,’” a nameless developer allegedly said during a heated Zoom call complete with cat filters. 🐱👀 In the meantime, the rest of us are out here like “This is fine,” while leafing through our wallet that’s lighter than a TikTok star's attention span. 🔥💀 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: Apple will drop an AI-enhanced iSnack by 2025, and everyone will be like “This is just the AI version of Apple Pie, bro!” 🍰👀 We’re all doomed, but at least our phones will tell us when to eat those snacks! 😂💖