🍏💬 BREAKING: Apple’s sneaky survey invasion 🚨💀 Yo fam, Apple’s out here probing Vision Pro users like they’re the next contestant on “The Price is Right” but for snooze-fest tech! 💤 They wanna know what’s good and what’s not in that *other* realm—👓 Meta’s Ray-Bans! Like, bruh, that’s almost as spicy as pineapple on pizza! 🍕🔥 🧠💥 Imagine Tim Cook lurking in your DMs asking if you think their $3,500 headset is better than a pair of Ray-Bans that look like they were made for a 2010 hipster revival. #Cringe 😬😂 One user reportedly said, “I’m just here for the memes, not the guests” 🤡 while another yelled “What’s a Guest Mode?!” 🤷‍♂️ And here’s the tea ☕: Apple is basically saying, “Yo, if people love Meta’s shades, we’re gonna make a wild VR/AR glasses crossover event of the century!” 🤯💰💸 Get ready for a new device called “Vision Pro Ultra Light™,” but it’ll cost you your *firstborn*! In conclusion, mark my words, Apple’s gonna turn your face into a billboard advertising their meta-versial mind control device in 2024! 🚀💾💥 Stonks? More like “stoinks” just to cope with that price tag! 🤡👀👀