🍏💰BREAKING: APPLE'S GOT 100 BILLION REASONS TO STAY IN THE US! 🚀💸 Look out, folks! 🌍 Apple just decided to toss a whopping $100 BILLION into the U.S. manufacturing game like it's the new Fortnite season! 💥 I mean, are they making iPhones or throwing a wild party? 🎉 Meanwhile, Tim Cook’s out here flexing like Drake with that “I’m not saying I’m gonna employ Americans, but…” while watching the stock market like:  “Honestly, fr fr, it's like Apple watched the stonks rise and said, ‘Bet!’ 💀💹” – some random developer who probably just got locked in a room by HR for a “team-building exercise.” 🤡💻 But let’s keep it real — Apple’s still trying to cope with those pesky tariffs while trying to convince us we’re all about the “American Dream” now. 😴💤 Like, wherever that motivation was when we were all waiting 6 months for a new MacBook? This is fine. 🔥 🚨👀 HOT TAKE: By 2030, Apple will just start a side hustle making “American-Grown Apples” and rename it to “Appletini.” 🍸🚀 You heard it here first! ✨ Share this if you think the future is just as wild as this spending spree! #AppleGonnaApple