🎉🔥🚦🚀 BREAKING: APPLE IS BACK AT IT AGAIN! 🤡💥 So, guess what? Apple decided that your Wallet needed a dash of NASCAR chaos! 🏎️💨 They just *inserted* an F1 movie ad like it’s a turkey at Thanksgiving! 🍗🍂 Don't worry about your personal space, it's not like you wanted that. No cap, this is the emotional sequel to the U2 album apocalypse of 2014. We thought Apple learned... apparently not! 😩💀 🎟️ "Get your tickets now!" they scream. But it's really more like, “GET READY TO PAY US!” 💸💸 Like, bro, why not just *telepathically* transfer money while you’re at it?! 🙄💳 Rumor has it, the budget for this adrenaline-fueled flick was more than your yearly salary!💰 Produced for an estimated $200-300 million, yet they’re begging you for Apple Pay discounts like a broke college kid! 😂📉 Talk about a *stonks* downturn! 📉 Mild-mannered developers are reportedly saying, “We’re sorry, but we need the funding for our *next* cringey idea!” 🤖🤝 🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: Next year, Apple will release an overpriced iMovie Maker app that literally just downloads all U2 songs straight onto your device 💔😱. Better stock up on those therapy sessions, fam! 🧠💣 Share this with your buddies, because we’re all living in a meme-ified tech dystopia! 🚀🚀