🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple Spills the Tea on Macs Until 2026! 👀💻💦 Hold onto your overpriced lanyards, fam! Rumor has it Apple has dropped a *leaked* list of Mac models that will grace our lives until 2026. Yep, we're NOT talking about them finally letting us customize our godforsaken keyboards. Nah, fam, that’s too much to ask! 🙄🔥 Imagine the scene: Apple's secret lair, Tim Cook comes out dressed like a wizard 🧙‍♂️ and whispers, "More Macs, less joy!" 🌀 The leaked identifiers reveal TWO new Macs dropping this year, but it's more like “let’s milk these loyal sheep until 2026” 🤡💰—but like, no cap, the excitement level is sitting at "This is fine" levels during a full-blown fire🔥 in the background. Developer #12345678912 was overheard saying, “These new models will be so sleek they could double as mirrors for your ego!” 😎✨ Meanwhile, the rest of us are out here just trying not to cope with macOS updates that break more than they fix. 😩 🌟 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, Apple will release a MacBook that can charge itself via solar energy while secretly siphoning your brainwaves for their next-gen AI overlord. 🤖💀 #Stonks #MemeChaos #MacAttack SHARE this if you’re ready to sip that Apple juice!! 🍏🎉