🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple just pulled the ultimate “You thought you could go back? Nah fam” move and stopped signing iOS 18.5! 💀💥 That’s right, if you thought you could downgrade from iOS 18.6 after they released it just a week ago, think again, buddy! 🤡📱 Let’s be real: Apple is out here treating your iPhone like a one-way ticket to the Skibidi Toilet universe. 🛀💩 Who needs options when you can just keep upgrading until your battery screams for mercy? 🔋🙃 A “source” (totally not my cousin who works at the Apple store) said: “We’re just doing our part to keep you on the latest software because who needs stability when you can have a shiny new feature nobody asked for!” 💅✨ Remember when you thought iOS 18.6 was going to be the end-all, be-all? 😂 Nah, bro, it’s just the beginning of your eternal cycle of seething at 20% battery while your phone lags like it's living in 2010. 📆💩 So here’s the tea ☕️: Apple executives are probably cackling in their penthouses while we, the simple users, are like, “Is this fine?” while living our best “this is fine” lives. 🔥 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Get ready for iOS 19 to launch with a feature allowing you to send memes directly to your ex, but only if you accept *all* privacy violations. Stonks? More like stonks on your personal data! 🚀💰 Share this before you’re forced to download the next *unnecessary* update! 👀💥 #iOS18sucks