🚨🍏💥 BREAKING: Apple Just Made GPT-5 $$$ on iOS and macOS! 💻📱 So, like, 🧐 Apple just decided to bless the world with GPT-5 for iOS and macOS, ‘cause they KNOW we’ve been typing out our existential crises into ChatGPT like DEER IN HEADLIGHTS. 🦌💻 And fr fr, the grass was looking kinda AI-green on the other side. 🤖✨ But here’s the tea ☕: while we’ve been vibing with GPT-4o like it’s the final season of a mediocre sitcom, Apple pulls a *classic* PULLS OUT THE NEW CAR. 🏎️💨 Y’all gonna get your shiny new brainiac in iOS 26, iPadOS 26, and macOS Tahoe 26! (Um, what even is “Tahoe”? Sounds like a vacation spot for rich tech bros. 🌴💰) 👀 Leaked quote from a dev: “Honestly, we just put GPT-5 in because we couldn’t figure out how to fix the iMessage ‘delivered’ glitch… 🤷‍♂️💥” And lemme just say, if your iPhone doesn’t start speaking in complete Shakespearean soliloquies, we riot. 🤡🔥 So, buckle up fam, 'cause the future is here, and it’s 100% more likely to roast you for your cringey texts. 🍕✨ Hot take: Next year, Apple will drop an entire iOS update filled with meme responses and FR *straight up* yearbook quotes. “This is fine.” 🔥💀💼 Share this before it’s too late! 🚀