🚨📰 HOT TAKE ALERT! Apple just dropped a bombshell 🍏💣, and I’m not talking about the price of my student loan payments! 🤡 Introducing the M5 model of the Vision Pro, a headset that costs as much as your rent in a crummy basement! 💰🏠 Still priced at a whopping $3,499, but hold up— *they think they're slick* because they made some updates! 🤯 💥 Imagine this: you’re strapping a $3,499 helmet on your head and your bank account goes *atomic* 💳💥, but now it’s slightly more justifiable? Like, “Yes, I need to pay for this overpriced microwave for my face.” Just call them *Vision Woe* now, am I right? 😂 Some genius at Apple probably said: "You know what would make this HEAVILY overpriced tech cooler? Let’s give it some fancy pixels 🖼️🔥!" Because, ya know, *who doesn’t want to see their crippling debt in 4K?* Meanwhile, my buddy Tim at Apple said, “We fixed the pain points, but also raised the pain levels!” 🤣 “It’s like getting your tooth pulled but with a side of stonks.” 📈🔥 So here's my unhinged prediction 🔮: In 2025, Apple will charge us $5,000 for a *Vision Pro 2* that *only* lets you look at their latest GitHub repositories with a side of free disappointment. 😱 #BasedOrCringe? Share this with someone who's about to drop their life savings on a *futuristic headband*! 🤖🚀