🚨🛑🔊 BREAKING NEWS: Apple just pulled a BIG BRAIN move to spice up their Bug Bounty game, and it’s a whole mood! 💰💰💰 Double WHO?! That's right, folks, we’ve gone from 💵 1 MILLION to 💵 2 MILLION for snitches... uh, I mean “security researchers” finding *exploit chains* 🔗 that are just a bit too similar to your fave mercenary spyware vibes. 🕵️‍♂️💻 *Leaked quote from an Apple Dev:* "We're basically paying people to do our dirty work for us. Seems legit, right? 😂" You thought real life was the game of *Fortnite*? Nah, fam, that was just the tutorial level. Apple is handing out up to 💰 FIVE MILLION for the hottest vulnerabilities in beta software and Lockdown Mode – which is basically a VIP room in the Safari browser. No cap, the hackers are gonna be doing the stanky leg with those dollar bills! 💃🕺 Meanwhile, physical proximity hacks just got a glow-up to 💵 1 MILLION too. It’s like giving a dollar store candle a luxury makeover! 🕯️💅 Prediction Alert 🚀: Soon, security researchers will just start "accidentally" finding bugs in iOS as a side hustle. Get ready for that Bounty Hunter life. This is fine. 🔥😂 #Stonks #AppleBounty #HackersGonnaHack