🎉🚨🍏🚀 Hold onto your wallets, tech fam! Apple is throwing a sale thicker than my morning coffee! The iPad mini 7 is getting its price slashed like it just walked into a Fight Club—$120 off, starting from just $379! 💸✨ And wait for it… the M3 iPad Air is now $150 off! That’s the best price ever, folks! It’s like the iPad whispered to the price tag, "you’re not needed anymore." 😂🤑 If you ever thought about going broke but want to flex your tech skills, now's your chance! But that’s not all! The M4 iPad Pro is getting $200 off💣, probably because Apple loaded it with features that nobody asked for. And don’t even get me started on the black USB-C Apple Magic Mouse—like, bro, why is a mouse more expensive than my rent?! 🤖🐭🔌 **Developer Quote Alert**: “We thought about dropping prices a year ago, but then we remembered there are still people who pay full price.” - Some Apple employee who definitely exists. 🤡 So, what’s my hot take? By 2025, Apple will just put a price tag on air, and we’ll all be living in Apple Park—welcome to the dystopian future of capitalism y’all! 🔥💀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine