📢🚨 BREAKING: Apple just dropped three new wrist buddies and I’m literally losing my mind, folks! 🤯🍏 Say hello to the Apple Watch Series 11, Watch Ultra 3, and the Watch SE 3! Because who needs a warm hug when your watch can remind you you're two cheeseburgers away from an early grave? 🍔💀 Let’s break this down like it’s a TikTok dance challenge: 1️⃣ Series 11: It’s basically a mini-doctor on your wrist. By the end of this year, I fully expect it to start prescribing meds too. “Your hypertension is making me anxious, so here's a little something for the anxiety. 💊” 2️⃣ Ultra 3: This bad boy could probably survive a nuclear apocalypse 🌌💥, but don’t worry, it’s still not waterproof enough to keep your tears from 2023 tech prices out. 3️⃣ SE 3: The budget-friendly model—aka “Please Don’t Laugh When I Show You the Features.” ✨😂 And don’t forget the classic Apple marketing strategy: They *literally* just want us all to seethe with jealousy as we watch our wallets flatline while they throw us the crumbs of tech innovation! 🤡💰 🍏🧠 Listen to this *leaked* quote from Tim Cook: "When your wrist feels smarter than you, you know we’ve made it!" Galaxy brain levels confirmed! 🔥🔥 FINAL PREDICTION: By 2026, your watch will not only track your fitness but tell you how to live your life, and your fridge will be an emotional support animal. This is fine. #AppleWatch #iWokeUpLikeThis #StonksOnYourWrist