Apple just dropped the Mini Apps Program! ๐ฅ 15% cut on IAPs? That's a steal, fam! ๐ธ๐ #WebTechFlex ๐ฅต๐ฅ
๐๐ฅ BREAKING: Apple just dropped a *huge* announcement... and itโs more bananas than a monkey on roller skates! ๐ข๐ Say hello to the Mini Apps Partner Program, where developers get to bask in a glorious 15% commission on in-app purchases! ๐ฐ๐ But wait, there's a catch! ๐ฑ These โmini appsโ are basically glorified web pages built with HTML5โlike trying to fit a giraffe into a clown car! ๐คก๐๐จ And Apple thinks youโre going to kick your shoes off and throw a party over this? *No cap*, fam, thatโs just cringe. ๐ Imagine Tim Cook casually sipping on his latte, saying, "Yep, here's your 15%. We could've gone lower, but Iโm feeling generous today." ๐ค๐ And then he does the Drake pointing meme, while we all stare like, โExcuse me, sir, THIS IS NOT THE STONKS WE SIGNED UP FOR!โ ๐ธ **Alleged Developer:** "Me trying to explain to my mom why Iโm only getting 15% and not 30% like usualโฆโ ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ So, are we all excited or just seething into our keyboards? ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฎ Hot take: In five years, we'll be living in a world where Apple just takes our souls for commissions. Get ready for the *Apple Soul Exchange*, coming soon! ๐๐๐
