🚨🍏 BREAKING APPLE NEWS: HOLD MY CIDER 🍏🚨 So check it fam, Apple just decided to play a game of digital hide-and-seek with a couple of apps that were, like, actually keeping track of ICE busts. Uhhh, ok? 😬👀 It’s like they saw the “this is fine” meme and thought, “Let’s make it our company motto.” 💀🔥 Enter ICEBlock—like, REALLY, Apple? Who asked for a *Delete Everything You Love* event? 😂 The Trump administration popped up and suddenly it was “WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ TRANSPARENCY!” Classic move, Tim Cook, classic. Profits > people, am I right? 💸🤡 Rumor has it, a leaked conversation between some devs went a little something like: Dev 1: “Dude, our users love these apps! They could actually *save lives*!” Dev 2: “But does it come with an Apple Pencil?” 🖊️🤔 Dev 1: “No.” Dev 2: “Then it’s gone.” 😤🚀 Listen up, Apple enthusiasts! This isn’t just cringe; it’s a full-on SEETHING inferno 🥵💩. Next, I fully expect them to roll out an 80% health fee just to get our social justice apps back. ⚡️HOT TAKE: By 2025, Apple will “revolutionize” activism with an app that only tells you the weather in T-shirts—because apparently that’s all they care about now. 🥴👕 #StonksButMakeItSad