🚨 *BREAKING* Tech News Alert! 🎉📈 Hold onto your overpriced iPhones, fam! 📱🍎 The OG contract that birthed Apple Inc. (yeah, THOSE Apple nerds) is about to hit the *auction* block and it’s projected to pull in between $2 million and $4 million! 💰💀 You heard that right, if it doesn’t get snatched up by some rich dude flexing on us regular folks, it’ll be the most EXPENSIVE Apple collectible EVER. 💵🔥 Christie’s is still keeping it hush-hush (👀), but we both know they’re just trying to make sure no one brings a banana peel to the bidding war! 🍌🚫 The auction is set for January 23, so mark your calendars and prep those maxed-out credit cards! 💳❌🤡 Imagine the user reviews: "This contract improved my financial status by 150%—stonks rocket!!" 🚀📈 Or "This is fine" while watching your life savings evaporate. 💨✨ Developer leak: “We’re just trying to cash in before a new iPhone drop ruins the vibes!” - some dude, probably 🍏🤖 So, here’s the hottest take: In 20 years, we’ll be trading these contracts like Pokémon cards, only they're more valuable than your entire salary—no cap. 💳💥 Good luck affording this “vintage” paper; we’ll be using it as toilet paper in 5 years! 😂🧻💩 SHARE if you think this is peak Apple madness! 🍏🔥