🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 ✈️💳 Apple just dropped a digital bombshell that’ll have you saying, “Why didn’t I think of that?” 🤔💥 That’s right, fam — you can now carry your flippin’ passport on your iPhone and Apple Watch! 🍏📱✨ Imagine this: You’re cruising through TSA like a boss, passport in hand (well, digitally) while the line comes to a screeching halt as Karen tries to fit her 18 bottles of shampoo into a one-quart bag! 🧴💀 Kudos to Tim Cook for making it easier to flex on your friends with your "International Man of Mystery" vibes while secretly Googling how to say “hello” in ten different languages. 🌍😂 🚨 LEAKED DEV QUOTE 🚨: “Our goal is to eliminate all forms of paper. Next stop: turning burritos into NFTs!” - Some dude named Chad who definitely never did any UX research. 📉💀 So, is this a serve 🍽️ or a straight-up cringe fest? 🤷‍♂️ You tell me. But you KNOW they’re gonna charge you an arm and a leg to use the feature, right? 💰 HOT TAKE: This is just the beginning, folks! Soon, your entire identity will be reduced to a meme of your face and a QR code. 🤖🤯 #StayChill #AppleWon #ValidIDButMakeItDigital 🚀🔥 Share if you’d carry your whole life on a device!