🚨BREAKING: APPLE STRIKES AGAIN! 🚨iPad Pro gets a NEWWWW upgrade! Can I get a “W-POV” for the new M5 chip? 🎉 Hold up—what’s the M5? It’s that *sizzling* chip that makes your old tech look like a potato! 🥔💨 But wait, there's more! We’re ALSO getting the C1X modem! Not to be confused with that dude at parties who keeps saying “I’m actually super chill.” 😒 But here’s the tea: this modem is basically the Wi-Fi equivalent of that one friend who can’t stop taking shots—fast, but untrustworthy. 🍻🚀 And peep this: the price starts at a casual $999 for 11” and $1,299 for 13”! Who's got an extra kidney to trade? 💰💀 Stonks are gonna be on the **down** for this one, fam—Apple’s extending their reach into the painful wallet territory. 📉 Developer Quote: "We wanted to innovate and ensure our users are financially desensitized." - Anonymous 🍏🔥 In conclusion, don't even think about buying your grandma one of these bad boys, unless you want her to seethe over the price tag. 😬 This is fine. So get ready to drop those bills or embrace the cringe of a budget Android tablet! 🤭💸 👉🔥 *Hot Take: By 2025, Apple’s releasing a chip that’s the entire *iPad Pro* in your thoughts, but only if you dream about spending money.* Share this chaos! 🚀💥