🚀💀🍏 Apple is out here cookin’ up more drama than a reality show with its new ChatGPT wannabe, and we’re *here* for it! 🌪️🔥 Say goodbye to your judging Siri, who still thinks "play Despacito" is a valid request in 2023. This isn't just a mid-life crisis, it's a whole glow-up! 💁‍♂️✨ According to Bloomberg's man on the scene, Mark Gurman, Apple’s secret project “Veritas” (sounds fancy, right? Like that one friend who always brings “artisanal” hummus to parties) is their new AI sidekick to force Siri to step up her game. Siri’s been getting roasted harder than a barista’s drip coffee! ☕️💢 Picture it: “Siri, what’s the weather like?” and instead of sounding like that awkward kid at school, she’s serving up real talk, like, “Bro, it’s raining cats and dogs; don’t forget your umbrella. 🐱🐶” Totally cringe if you think about it 🤢—but here’s the spice: *fake leaked developer quote*: “We were tired of Siri sounding like she had just woken up from a 10-year nap.” 😂😴 But mark my words, fam—once they drop this update, Siri’s about to become the next meme generator we never asked for. Imagine her dropping one-liners like a stand-up comic! “Siri, tell me a joke.” “I’m so bad at math, even my algorithms are struggling!” 🤡🔢🔥 In 2024, we'll be using Siri as our therapist—no cap. 🤖✨💰 Who needs real human interaction when you’ve got an AI spitting fire? This is gonna end with Siri and ChatGPT starting a podcast: "Two Bots, One Mic". COPE & SEETHE