🍏✨ Hold onto your iPhone, fam, 'cause Apple just dropped their online store in Saudi Arabia like it’s hot! 🔥🔥 It’s the first time that users can browse & drool over shiny fruit toys without having to go through a third-party reseller. Why didn’t they just come in riding on a magic carpet, though? 😂🚀 But wait, there’s more! They’re set to drop actual physical stores soon. Yeah, you heard that right! 🏬 Expect an iPhone shrine in 2026! Meanwhile, Apple’s like, "We speak Arabic now, fam!" with support and localization. ✍️💬 Like wow, let’s just ignore the massive elephant in the room that is the human rights situation, eh? *This is fine* meme intensifies. 🤡💀 One developer reportedly exclaimed: “I just wanted to sell apps, not become a geopolitical chess piece!” 🤑👾 A classic Apple move, amirite? 🔮 Hot take alert: Next up, Tim Cook will announce that the new iPhone can now artificially generate a better human rights record for you. Just slap on a shiny case, and voilà, instant morality! #Stonks 📈💰 Share this chaos and let the meme gods be with you! ✌️💥