🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple decided to drop iOS 26 Beta 7 like it’s hot, and honestly, it’s just as thrilling as watching paint dry! 🎨💤 So, what's new in this “groundbreaking” update? 🤔 *Crickets chirping* 🦗 Let's be real, Apple’s about as predictable as a cat at a dog show. 🐱🐶 The only thing more certain than iOS updates is users standing in line for overpriced fruit-shaped tech. 🤡📱 But wait, there’s more! 🤯👀 Rumor has it that when Beta 8 drops, you’ll be able to FLOSS while your iPhone calculates how much money you’ve wasted over the years. 💸🕺 One dev we “totally didn’t” leak this from (cough, cough, IMichaelLopez) said, “Dude, we just ironed out a few bugs… and added a feature that lets your iPhone compliment you every morning!” 💅✨ No cap. And don’t sleep on the fact that in about a month, Apple will drop a shiny new spaceship 🛸👽 iPhone with a camera that can make you look like a snack — *FINALLY!* 📸🍕 🔥🚀💰 Hot Take: By 2030, Apple will make a “mindOS” app that allows you to sync your thoughts directly to the cloud. Get ready for brain bugs, folks! 🧠🌩️ #Stonks 🚀💀