🚨💥BREAKING: APPLE LITERALLY DROPPED HALF A BILLION TONS OF SAND ON US!💥🚨 Yo, devs! ✌️👩‍💻 The fruit company just CAME THROUGH with a brand-new plan that’s got more twists than your favorite soap opera! 🍏🔥 Say hello to the App Store Mini Apps Partner Program, where you can drop those 30% fees down to a COOL 15%! 💰💸 But let’s not forget, this is that classic Apple marketing wizardry 🧙‍♂️✨. Are they being benevolent 🤔 or just trying to keep the regulators from pulling a "This is fine" meme? 🐻🔥 *Leaked developer quote:* “We love it when they cut fees, but what's next? Free iPhones?” 🤡🤣 In case you were living under a rock (maybe in your mom's basement), Apple’s been facing more scrutiny than a Gen Z TikToker at a family reunion. 🤳💀 Epic Games just binged the legal Netflix series with them, and suddenly, Apple’s acting like a charitable billionaire. 😳 Listen up, fam: This is not just a step to ‘be nice’, it’s a calculated move to KEEP Y'ALL hooked. 🍏🌀 Expect the Mini Apps to drop faster than my 2020 resolutions. 😂🚀 Hot take: Apple is LOWKEY trying to launch a mini-Pizza app to dominate the food delivery space next! 🍕👀 Remember where you heard it first!🤯🔥 #Stonks #Based #Cringe