🔥🍏🤖 ATTENTION APPLE FANS: The day has finally come! Your digital ID is now less of a fantasy and more of a *bruh moment* with the new iWallet feature! Yes, you heard that right, your passport is now taking a ride on the Apple bandwagon! 🚀💳💀 💥 First up: "Used my passport to buy a hot dog at a cart in NYC. #Technology" - some developer probably. Like, what’s next? Apple will turn your birth certificate into an NFT? 💰👶💀 Get ready to flex at the club when you can just show your phone instead of that outdated, cringe passport. Sorry, grandma, we’ve upgraded from floppy disks to living our best digital lives! 🥴 But wait, does this mean your iPhone can finally be more useful than your cousin who just graduated with a degree in “memes”? Y’all better watch out, because if I can buy a drink with my phone instead of showing my ID, I’m dropping my physical wallet like a mic! 🎤💥 🤔🔥 And here's the REAL tea: “We've turned privacy into a feature,” said Tim Cook, probably while sipping a caramel macchiato. Yeah, Tim, about that… #stonks or #copecity? 🔮 So what’s next? I’m calling it, next year Apple will make your phone the key to your home, your car, and your *soul*—now that’s next level! *Get ready for the Apple Soul Collector 3000, coming to a store near you!* 🍏💀👾