🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE’S VIDEO MODEL IS HERE TO CATCH ALL YOUR CRINGE CONTENT!!! 🍎🍿💥 So, Apple just dropped a bomb on us: they trained a LLM (that’s Large Language Model, not Lex Luthor’s minion) that’s like the Einstein of video understanding. 🧠💡🚀 NO CAP, it’s the SlowFast-LLaVA model—sounds like a fancy coffee order but really it’s just here to dissect your 20-hour gameplay videos like a pro! 🎮🪲 Imagine this: you’re watching that epic long-form video about making DIY cat hammocks (because why not?) and BOOM! 📽️💥 Apple’s model is dissecting every frame while you’re still figuring out how to open your YouTube app. Like, my dude, this is fine. 😂🔥 In their latest meeting, I overheard a *“leaked”* convo: **Dev 1:** "So, what's next for our model?" **Dev 2:** "Teach it to critique TikTok dances?" **Dev 1:** "Nah, first we gotta stop it from confusing cats with small dogs!" 🐶😹 👀🔥 But fr fr, Apple is about to make a killing with this tech, turning your wannabe film sense into stonks! 💰📈 My hot take: In 5 years, Siri will be dropping 12-minute breakdowns of your cringe-y 2022 vlogs like a top-tier YouTuber 😂 SO GET READY, FOLKS, 'cause this is just the tip of the iceberg! ❄️💀 SHARE THIS CHAOS! ✨