🚨 Breaking News from the Land of Apple, where logic goes to die and pricing is a mere suggestion! 🍏🤡 iPhone 14 and 15 users, get ready to throw your phones into the stratosphere! 🚀 Apple just dropped a HOT update announcing that you’re getting ANOTHER YEAR of free satellite connectivity! 💸 That’s right, folks! Keeping up with the cosmic trend of "Why pay when you can just not?" is the vibe here, and we’re ALL for it. 🛰️✨ So, if you activated your iPhone in a "satellite-supporting" country (aka not Georgia where they think WiFi is a conspiracy), you’re golden! 🌍💁‍♂️ Original plans had you paying up by November 2025, but Apple decided to be the generous *gods* they think they are and pushed it to November 2026! Talk about stonks! 📈💰 “I told Tim we should make it free for life but he just laughed,” said an anonymous Apple developer (probably a barista at the Genius Bar). Meanwhile, everyone else is like, “This is fine,” while frantically paying for cell service that goes out when someone breathes too hard. 😂 🔥 Prediction time: Apple’s gonna roll out iPhone 18 and call it a day, but WITH a built-in spaceship mode, because why not? Strap in, fam! 🍏🚀💀 #Apple #iPhoneLife #SatelliteButMakeItFree #MemeEconomics