💥📲🎉 Hold onto your AirPods, fam! Apple just dropped a *huge* bag on Google, and it’s a real *Siri-ous* leak (get it? 😂). We’re talking $1 BILLION a year to get Siri a major glow-up with a shiny new Gemini AI model by Spring 2026!! That's more dough than I spend on takeout in a week! 🍕💸 Imagine the conversations in the Apple boardroom: 🍏 *Tim: “We need Siri to sound less like a 2010s Nokia and more like the galaxy brains from my dreams!”* 🍏 *Some intern: “Uh, Tim, have you tried yelling at her? It works for me!”* 😬💀 Like, fr fr, Apple could've just bought *Siri a new personality* for way less cash, but NOPE! Instead, they're throwing cash at Google like it’s toilet paper at a presidential rally. 🚽🗳️ Stonks going UP on this one, right? 📈💰 But wait, there's more! They *almost* went with Anthropic (who? 🤡), which sounds like the name of a high school band that never made it past the talent show. What are you doing, Apple? This is fine... I guess? 🤷‍♂️🔥 🚨 Hot take alert! 📣 In 2026, Siri will still be arguing with you like a sibling during Mario Kart, but now she’ll have the emotional intelligence of a goldfish! 🐠💔 Share this chaos if you can't wait for that unrealistically high expectation! 🤯🌀