🚨🧦🔔 HOLY APPLE DRAMA ALERT! 🚨🧦🔔 So, Apple just slapped a price tag of **$230** on a literal iPhone sock. Yeah, you heard that right! We're not talking about a cozy winter accessory, fam. This is a *CROSSBODY* iPhone sock—because apparently, having pockets is soooo last season. 🙄💸 Picture this: You’re strutting down the street with your fancy Issey Miyake-designed knitted bag (which is just a sock, tbh). Forget about storing your iPhone in a *P U R S E*. That’s just too mainstream for our tech overlords! 😩🔌 “I was just sitting there like, ‘What if we made the most overhyped sock ever?’” said an *imaginary Apple developer* we totally invented for this article. “Now, that’s real innovation! 💡” Like Drake, we’re pointing at the “NOPE” on the pricing and shaking our heads. This is ATOMIC CRINGE, y’all! 😱🔥 For $230, I better get a sock that generates *stonks* and doubles as my virtual assistant! In conclusion: If you buy this sock, don’t come crying to me when you end up in bankruptcy court. 📉💀 **PREDICTION TIME**: By 2025, Apple will release the *Apple Sock Pro Max* that cleans itself and orders pizza 🍕 every time you put it on. 🤖🚀 The future is now—embrace the chaos!