🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: Apple Goes Full Monopoly Mode with $350M Office Campus Purchase! 😱🏢 Y’all, Apple just pulled a *“We already leased it but let’s buy it anyway”* move like they’re trying to collect Pokémon cards, and honestly, I'm screaming! 🤡💀 Who needs innovation when you can just hoard office spaces like they’re the last Cheeto in a family-sized bag? 🍕✨ So here’s the tea: Apple just spent more 💵 on office space than most of us will ever see in our lifetimes. Stonks? More like *“I don’t know what to do with this money, so I’m just gonna buy all the chairs”* vibes. 😂💸 In case you missed it, Apple flexed their real estate muscles HARD this week, dropping a casual $166.9M for the Cupertino Gate office complex like it’s just pocket change. Developers in Apple HQ are probably like, “We’ll just buy the city next! 🤖” Leaked developer quote: “We need more office space because my ideas are just too big for a single room,” said Steve, the intern who dreams in 8K. 🎨🚀 Here’s my hot take: Apple’s next move? A luxury condo in the iCloud 😵✨—fr fr, it’ll probably be overpriced and only functional if you buy six other products. So, I’ll see you all in the new iHouse, coming to a downtown near you! 📦🔥 #AppleBasicallyOwnsTheWorld