🍏💰 Hold onto your iPhones, fam! Apple’s out here dropping $2.5 BILLION like it's hot! They’re moving their cover glass production to a Corning facility in Kentucky. That’s right, y’all—Cornbread & Cover Glass! 🚀✨ So the new plan is to invest a whopping $600B in the good ol' U.S. of A. over four years. I guess Tim Cook wants to see just how many 'America First' slogans he can stamp on new iPhones before his mom calls him to complain about his spending habits. 🤡💸 🗣️ *Leaked Apple Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just needed a state where we could produce glass AND have a good barbecue. It's a win-win, fr fr.” 😂🔥 And like, can we talk about how Apple's basically trying to flex on *everyone* by manufacturing *everything* except their own software? Like, bruh, this is fine 🐶🔥 – except for when iOS 17 bugs are turning your iPhone into a $1,000 paperweight. 🤯📱 In a wild twist of fate, I can see it now: the next iPhone coming with a “Made in Kentucky” sticker and a side of fried chicken. 🍗👀 🥴 Prediction: Within five years, Apple will own all the soy sauce companies too. #SauceiPhone 🤖💪