🤑🍏 BREAKING APPLE NEWS 🍏🤑: So apparently, ol' Tim Cook is crying over Trump’s tariffs like a baby with a wet diaper 🤡💦💸! Yeah, you heard that right - Apple is bleeding dollars like it's Black Friday in a Best Buy! During the latest earnings call (yawn 😴), Timmy said they might be shelling out an extra **$1.1 BILLION** just to keep those sweet iPhone dreams alive! Meanwhile, $800 million got sucked up faster than you can say “galaxy brain” 🙃✨. In his *best* attempt at sounding optimistic, Cook said they “only” spent $800 million in the last quarter. **Stonks go down!** 📉💔 “Majority of iPhones are made in India now,” said Tim like it’s supposed to help us forget Apple’s whole slave labor situation in China. 🚫🤖 And get this! Trump’s out here throwin’ tariff tantrums saying, “Make Apple Great Again or I’m gonna charge you more!” 🧢🔥 Like bro, are you trying to steal their lunch money or what? Developer quote leaked: *"If tariffs were a meme, they'd be the 'This is fine' dog in a burning house."* 🔥🐶 Hot take incoming: If Apple can’t dodge these fees, we might be looking at iPhones costing more than your last 3 dates combined… no cap! 📱💔💰 FLAME ON! #TariffGates #TimCookSeason 😎💣