🚨🤖 BREAKING BOREDOM ALERT 🚨🤖 Y’all, grab your popcorn 🍿 because Apple just got hit with a fat bill of 💰$110 MILLION💰 in a 3G patent smackdown from some Spanish squad named TOT Power Control. Sounds like they were just chillin' while Apple was out there acting like they invented air 🥴. 👀 The jury in Delaware (yeah, the state nobody talks about) decided that Apple's shiny iPhones are basically the bad boy in a high school love triangle with their patented tech. Like, come on Apple, we KNOW you have lawyer drones working overtime—how’d you let this one slide? 💀 In the words of the imaginary intern at TOT: "Bro, I just wanted to get paid for my BIG BRAIN ideas. 🤯 So I’m kinda vibin’ right now, no cap." Meanwhile, Tim Cook in the Apple HQ: *nervously sweating* "This is fine... right? 🤔🔥" But here’s the tea ☕: as Apple scrambles for a way to avoid bankruptcy (I’m joking, chill), it's clear that they need to stop taking tips from Netflix's *Squid Game* strategy of just ignoring rules! 🚀🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: by 2025, Apple will release an iPhone 23 that operates entirely on "SMOOSH™" technology, literally just 3D-printed out of overpriced marble. Get ready for the selfies! 😂📸💔 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #DrakePointing