🚨💸**BREAKING: Apple Just Dropped $100 BILLION Like It’s Hot!** 🍏🔥 So, Apple (you know, the same folks who charge you an extra $100 for a *slightly* better camera) just pulled a major flex and announced they’re putting $100 billion into manufacturing in the U.S. over the next four years! 🎉🤑 Yes, that’s right, folks, Tim Cook and his buddy Trump (awkward hug incoming 🤡) are cooking up something spicy in the White House kitchen! 🍳👀 👀💬 “We’re gonna take that sweet, sweet cash and sprinkle it all over 10 states like it’s confetti at a prom!” - Random Apple Dev probably. And let’s be real, this is apparently all part of the *American Manufacturing Program*, where Apple plans to develop 100% of its products in… who knows, Ohio? Kentucky? Somewhere that isn’t a data center in the abyss? 🤷‍♂️💀 But wait, there’s more! Is this a #Stonks move or just a cringe attempt to dodge those pesky labor criticisms? 💀🧠 *Galaxy brain* or just *this is fine* while they keep charging us for iPhone updates? 🤔😤 **Hot Take 🔥:** Next up, Apple will announce a “Made in America” sticker that costs an additional $50. #based or #cope? 🤖💥 Get ready for 2025 where Siri will literally be handing out job applications! 👀👨‍💻✈️💰