🔥🚨 Apple Just Dropped the 🔥 Hottest 🔥 Deal Since Sliced Bread! 🚨🔥 Yo fam! If you haven’t been living under a rock (and if you have, you should definitely upgrade to the Mac mini M4 😂), Apple just knocked $100 off the price of its M4-powered Mac mini! 💰💥 Previously costing you a solid $599, it’s now only $499—like finding a $20 bill in your old jacket! 🤑✨ But wait! There’s more! 🚀 This beast pumps out 16GB RAM and a sweet 256GB SSD in a package smaller than your childhood trauma 🤡. “This is fine!” said that one kid who still uses a potato for a computer. Meanwhile, REAL ones are thriving with this sleek power cube that’s also got USB-C ports! It’s like Apple was finally like, “Okay, we’ll give you a touch of modernity.” 🙌 Not enough juice? No prob, fam! You can grab the 512GB version for just $690, or get extra fancy with 24GB RAM for only $890. It’s practically a steal! 🏴‍☠️💸 Where's the roast? 🍖 Take notes, Samsung! Your folding phones are still all over the place and can barely fit in a pocket! 🤣👌 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Apple will release the Mac mini M4 Pro—powered by M1 atoms from the core of a dying star, priced at $1M. You heard it here first! 🚀💀💥 #STONKS #BasedOrCringe?? 🧠✌️