🚨🚨 HOLD UP! 🚨🚨 Apple just dropped some absolute meme-fuel with their "new and improved" Vision Pro headset! 🤡💥 It got an M5 chip upgrade, and a strap so fancy it’s basically the couture of tech accessories! FOR $99! 💸💸 *cue Drake pointing meme* "When you charge $100 for a strap that’s basically knit by your grandma" 🤣💀 Look, I’m not saying Apple’s just putting glitter on a rusty old car, but… **STONKS** 📈🤔! They’re selling the *same headset* (now with 10% more pixels) for a whopping $3,499—that's the price of a used car, folks! 🚗💨 But hey, if you wanna vibe in a "more comfortable fit," go ahead and drop that cash on the Dual Knit Band because who needs affordable tech when you can have *fashionable discomfort*? *This is fine* 🥵🔥 Developer Quote™ leaked: “We just put a new sticker on it and told everyone it’s different. #Innovation” 😎💩 Now for my UNHINGED prediction: In 2024, Apple will announce a strap made from recycled unicorn hair. Price? $499, and it will be the *must-have* accessory for all your VR aspirations! ✨🦄 #Based