🔥🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! Apple Just Got Schooled for $634M! 💰💀 Your favorite tech giant has officially tripped over its AirPods again, and this time it's a $634 MILLION faceplant! 🤡📉 A California jury smacked 🍏 Apple with a massive bill after deciding their shiny gadgets stole some *serious* brain juice from the medical device wizards at Masimo. Can you hear the stonks crashing? 📉💥 In a shocking twist, Apple's board is reportedly scrambling, saying: 👨‍💻 "We just wanted to make your blood oxygen levels *lit* – now we're just a meme!" 🤖🍏 Talk about a galaxy brain move! 🌌💭 Slide into the replies if you think Apple should stick to overpriced chargers and leave blood tech to the pros! Drake is literally pointing at his Emoji keyboard right now like "This is not it, chief!" 😬🚫 Meanwhile, Masimo’s CEO is probably doing the stonks meme dance right now, and low-key plotting how to spend that $634M on a yacht named "Lawsuit Victory." 💥🔥 PREDICTION ALERT 🔥💥 Apple will either pivot to a full-on healthcare empire or drop the *“Apple Oximeter”* with the tagline *“The future of health is an App”* in exactly 3 months. Trust the process! 😂💅#ThisIsFine #NotAllHeroesWearCapes #AppleLosesAgain 🍏💔