🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple just dropped macOS Tahoe 26.1 Public Beta 3 and it’s like if Windows 95 and a fruit salad had a baby! 🤢💻💥 Why are we still naming software after bodies of water? Are we expecting it to drown our productivity? ⛵💦 “Hey Siri, can you bring me my motivation back?” *cue crickets* 🦗 Rumor has it that Tim Cook personally tested this beta while bungee jumping from the Apple Park. "I wanted a thrill," he said, "but all I got was a wallpaper update." 🪂🖼️ #LiveLaughLoveApple Features? More like *futures*. 💸✨ New emoji support? Info that no one asked for? Oh look, my screen just got flatter than my bank account after buying that M2 chip. Stonks? More like *no thanks*. 📉💰 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We prioritized fixing bugs that nobody noticed—like people ignoring how much they pay for an iPhone—so we can add a flashy widget no one will use." 💀🔥 Here’s the hot take: By 2025, every Mac will come preloaded with “Don't talk to me until my coffee kicks in” GIF just to reflect the user experience. 😤💪💥 So grab your overpriced MacBook and dive into this beta chaos! Or just stay on that good ol’ reliable Windows XP. 🤡 #ThisIsFine