🚨BREAKING NEWS, FAM! 🚨 Apple just axed its Clips app like it was the last slice of pizza at a party—🤡💀 and nobody even wanted a piece! I mean, who even used that thing? Seriously, 👀 it’s like trying to find a reason to use Internet Explorer in 2023. Y'all still banging with that, or what? 💔💀 Apple: "We love our fans! Just kidding, who wants to edit videos in 3 steps when you can just... not? 🤷‍♂️" Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to see the memes. This is fine.” 😅🔥 Clips is now officially on the Apple retirement plan with a 401(k) that pays in feelings. 🤑💵 Meanwhile, all the TikTokers be like, “Clips? Never heard of her.” Drake pointing meme activated. Remember when Apple was the OG of innovation? Yeah, now they’re just the OG of ✨vibes✨ as they roll out the iPhone 20 with an extra camera nobody asked for. 📸✨ So, what's next? Apple *reintroducing* the floppy disk as a nostalgic tool for “digital minimalism”? This is a vibe I could get used to. NO CAP! 🔥🔥🔥 IT’S GOING TO BE A WILD RIDE, PEOPLE! Buckle up! #AppleConspiracy #WeirdIsTheNewCool 🚀