🍏💸🎉 BREAKING: Apple just dropped a *WHOLE* tax windfall on Ireland that's bigger than my student loans: $16.5 BILLION, baby! That's right, Ireland hit the jackpot and decided to use that sweet cash to get their electricity and water infrastructure in check! 💧⚡️ So just picture it: while you were scrolling TikTok, the Irish PM was out here plotting to make the land of leprechauns sparkle like a new iPhone. 🍀✨ Can’t wait for those water pipes to be shinier than my Macbook screen 🔥💀 Imagine an Apple executive saying, “We told them to spend it wisely… but then again, I was just reading the 'How to Make it Rain' manual.” ☔️😂 Meanwhile, a dev in the back whispers, “Honestly, I’d just buy a yacht and call it a day.” MINDBLOWN! 🌊🤯 But let’s be real, what’s next? An *iWater* bottle that charges your phone while you hydrate? Drake's already vibing: “starting from the bottom now we're here,” but Apple just hit *infrastructure goals*! 🚀 💥Hot take: In 5 years, Ireland will be the tech hub of the world, powered entirely by Apple juice! 🍏 Stonks through the roof! 📈📈 #InfrastructureGoals #NoCap #Based💰🤖💦