🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS from the land of tea and crumpets! 🍵🍪💥 Apple and Google just got put in the UK’s digital corner like a naughty child! 💁‍♂️📱👶 The new Digital Markets regulation is here, and honestly, it’s like watching a reality show called “Who Can Regulate Harder?” 🍿📺💀 Picture this: The UK government is like Drake pointing at the “Stop monopolizing the app store!” meme while Apple and Google are vibing in the back like, “We’re just here to collect the stonks!” 😭💸💎 🍏+🤖 = 🥴💔 Imagine those late-night developer meetings where the Apple peeps are like, “We’ll fix bugs and charge for the privilege!” while Google chimes in, “Just make sure they don’t see our data-mining plan! 😂 #Seethe.” And guess what? The people in charge are pulling out their shovels to dig up some *serious* change (don’t @ me, guys)! 🤪🔥 This is like watching the doge meme become a stock market guru: it’s chaotic but kinda genius at the same time! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Apple and Google will have to partner with *actual* dogs to sell apps— 🐶📲 Fr fr, the corruption will be so deep we’ll need a shovel and a roast marshmallow stick to make sense of it! 🍡💥 Share this while you still can, friends! 🤯🚀