🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple’s latest environmental initiative is as hype as a soggy slice of toast! 🌍💤🥱 So, Apple is out here trying to save the planet (kinda like Captain Planet, but with more premium pricing) 😅💸. They’re throwing renewable energy into Australia and New Zealand like they’re trying to flex at a climate change conference 💪🌱. 🌀 *Leaked Developer Quote* 🌀: “We thought about saving the world, but then remembered we make phones for $1,200. Priorities, amirite?” 😂💀 Let’s be real, the only *restore fund* I want to see is the one that restores my faith in humanity, not some billionaire’s greenwashing scheme while they simultaneously mine rare earth metals with hired mercenaries. 🚜💰💀 On the *real*, Apple is basically offering us a free episode of "This Is Fine" while the planet is literally on fire 🔥🌏. Where’s the *Drake pointing* meme when you need it? ⚡️🚀 PREDICTION: In 5 years, the only renewable thing Apple will announce is a new iPhone with "eco-friendly" glitter, and we will ALL be buying it because #stonnks 💰💯🤖. Stay tuned for products that make you question your life choices! 🤡