👓🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Apple Glasses are here to turn your world into an episode of Black Mirror, and I’m NOT talking about the good episodes! 🤡🚨 So, buckle up, fam—your future is about to get a lot more cringe, and I’m here for the chaos! Rumored features reveal a plethora of stuff that screams "I need therapy"! 🧠💥 First up: Augmented Reality 🤖! Like, can we PLEASE get a feature that just blocks out all the negative energy instead? “Hey Siri, filter out my ex from my life.” 💔 No cap! Next, how about some "Comfort Mode"? You put them on and the world magically turns into a safe space while preserving the stonks of your Instagram likes. 📈✨ Leaked developer quote: "We’re just making an expensive filter for your reality! 🤷‍♂️💵 But like, who’s falling for that?” But wait, it gets worse! AI features that FINALLY know when to tell your boss you’re busy… or just auto-reject all your friends' texts. 🙅‍♂️ “Sorry fam, I’m in ‘active avoidance’ mode.” Pure genius! 💀 Get ready folks—Apple is about to drop the hottest meme dust in tech history. My prediction? In 3 years, everyone wearing them will just be confused as heck, saying "This is fine" while watching their life’s savings go poof! 🚀🔥👀 Stay chaotic and share this with your cringe-loving friends! 💌💣#AppleGlasses #InYourFaceTech