🚨🕶️ BREAKING: Apple Glasses about to drop and it’s looking like a full-on *take my money* situation, but with a twist that’s spicier than your cousin’s hot takes at Thanksgiving! 🔥💰 So, Bloomberg just spilled THE TEA, fam: Apple is putting the ‘Vision Air’ project on ice ❄️ because they wanna focus on the *ALLEGED* (as if they’re not *always* rumored to drop something) Apple Glasses! Like, what’s next? A beach ball that plays music? 🌊🎶 Developer #42 said, "We just realized we couldn’t make the Vision Air glasses fit in the Apple ecosystem without them looking like 20-year-old tech!" 🤖💀 My dude, I can see your shame from here! And get this: They're gonna launch these specs with a strategy that’s as rare as a unicorn 🦄—like finally launching a product *before* it’s already obsolete! Drake's pointing at reasonable expectations LIKE 👈 "This is fine..." memes everywhere. 🤡 But no cap, if these glasses don't let me see my crypto portfolio in 3D *while* also calculating my stonks performance at the same time, count me out! 📈👀 🚀 Hot take: I predict Apple is gonna pivot into AR banana peel applications next. Ain’t nobody seeing this coming! 🍌💥 #Vision2025