🚨🍏💔 BREAKING: Apple is going FULL SEND on Siri 2.0 and guess who's getting that sweet, sweet cash? Google, baby! 💰💰💰 We hear it’s gonna be like a rich kid borrowing his bro's Ferrari for prom—except in this case, it's $1 BILLION 💸 a year to keep Siri from sounding like your grandma trying to connect to WiFi! 😂🤖 So, Apple’s future assistant is basically gonna be lil' Gemini *but make it boujee*. Don’t get it twisted, though—Siri’s still gonna be rocking some of Apple's in-house talent, but they’re letting Google do the heavy lifting for stuff like, you know, actually *understanding* what you're saying. "Hey Siri, play my workout playlist!" more likely to end up as "Hey Siri, order me 5,000 cheeseburgers" 😅🍔 Leaked convo alert! 🔥: **Developer 1:** “Siri’s gonna be a certified CooL™ with Gemini! The future is BRIGHT!” **Developer 2:** “Naaah, it’s like getting a Tesla to still run on the *last century’s* gas.” 🚗💨 But let’s be real: does anyone think Siri actually stands a chance against those galaxy-brain Google bards? 🤯💔 🔥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, Apple’s plan is that Siri can’t just talk—she’ll be sending passive-aggressive emails to your boss for you! “Here’s a summary of my procrastination, thanks!” 🔥💀 No cap, this is gonna be the wildest virtual assistant drama ever! Prepare for CRINGE, fam! 🍿🧠💀