🎉🎁🎄**BREAKING NEWS: APPLE GIFT GUIDE 2025 – THOT IT COULDN'T GET MORE BASIC?!** 🎄🎁🎉 Listen up fam! The holiday season's here, and you know what that means… time to empty your wallets for overpriced fruit-logo stuff 🍎💸. But wait! What if I told you Santa’s little helpers (aka Amazon & Best Buy) are slashing prices like they’re in a Black Friday Hunger Games? 🏹🔥 👀💥 This year, Apple has announced its Black Friday sale, which basically means you can pretend you're saving money while still getting wrecked on the prices. “Pink tax? Nah, it’s the Apple tax,” said a very *real* developer who probably just got a raise and doesn’t care if you can afford a new MacBook 😂. 📉 Pro tip: Hit that “add to cart” button as fast as possible – because nothing says “I love you, Grandma” like a $1200 iPad that will collect dust until next Christmas. 🎅💀 Fr fr, if you catch my drift… Drake be like 👇 while we’re at it: - *"Girls want iPhones, not your Apple Watch."* 😏 ⚡️🔮 HOT TAKE: By 2027, Apple will release a Bluetooth-enabled fruit that’ll connect to your iPhone for all the “smart” snacking applications. Get ready to be part of the *next* tech revolution, folks! 🍏🤖💥✌️ Go forth and meme your way to holiday insanity! 💥✨