🚨 BREAKING: 🍏 Apple gets served a hot slice of justice! 🍕💸 So, like, APPLE just lost their **UK App Store monopoly case** and might get hit with a bill that’s juicier than the forbidden fruit! 😱💰 We're talking about a penalty that could reach **$2 BILLION**! That’s enough to buy every British tea drinker two cups of Earl Grey and a scone! ☕️🍰 Judges over there were like, "Y'all wanna charge devs a 30% tax for breathing on your platform? Nah, fam, that’s cringe.” 🚫🤑 Leaked developer quote goes like: “I mean, I thought stealing was illegal?” – Tim from Accounting (probably)! 😂💀 And here’s the tea: Apple must be seething harder than a gamer whose mom just unplugged the Wi-Fi. 🤬🔥 But wait, it gets better! Drake is definitely pointing at Apple and saying, “Not this one!” 👈😅 And meanwhile, the Apple stonks 🤯💹 are probably screaming “this is fine” as they plummet! So, buckle up, because my hot take is: this is just the beginning – next, they'll start charging for AIR in iPhones. 🤖💨 Stay tuned, and remember: don’t forget to share this chaos! 🚀💥 #AppleGetsWrecked #iMonopoly #SnoozeFestNoMore